WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ALMOST JUNE I’M STILL FAT

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog